Dutdudbig is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful jaguar.

Dutdudbig created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Dutdudbig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dutdudbig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dutdudbig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dutdudbig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dutdudbig.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Run away if four dolphins approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
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