Artpiggon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful ant.

Artpiggon created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artpiggon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Artpiggon, she will cry a lot.

Artpiggon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Artpiggon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.