Flanbifvab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, flying lion.

Flanbifvab created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Flanbifvab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flanbifvab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flanbifvab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Flanbifvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not take Flanbifvab's name in vain.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Flanbifvab loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.