Jigfatbut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying goat.

Jigfatbut created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigfatbut, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jigfatbut, he will ignore you.

Jigfatbut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jigfatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not eat apples.

3. Worship no other gods but Jigfatbut.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.