Stragtaftip Limnegcid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, able troll.

Stragtaftip Limnegcid created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragtaftip Limnegcid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stragtaftip Limnegcid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Stragtaftip Limnegcid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stragtaftip Limnegcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragtaftip Limnegcid.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Always help sick capybaras.