Benlenstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud troll.

Benlenstrag created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benlenstrag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Benlenstrag, she will be very sad.

Benlenstrag's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Benlenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Benlenstrag.