Rapquaggov is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy wyrm.

Rapquaggov created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapquaggov, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rapquaggov, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rapquaggov's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rapquaggov's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.