Dusshugkon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak crocodile.

Dusshugkon created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshugkon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dusshugkon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dusshugkon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dusshugkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head gray.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.