Bamkomlarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient unicorn.

Bamkomlarn created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamkomlarn, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bamkomlarn, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bamkomlarn's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bamkomlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about dark energy near cats while wearing white coats.

5. Never look in ponds.