Komnadhom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciful snake.

Komnadhom created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Komnadhom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Komnadhom, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Komnadhom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Komnadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near badgers while wearing magenta trousers and balancing five iron spheres on your legs.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never mention bats.