Cemgovtetti Wancednig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong lizard.

Cemgovtetti Wancednig created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemgovtetti Wancednig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cemgovtetti Wancednig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cemgovtetti Wancednig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cemgovtetti Wancednig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.