Hadflyzogbusbemvag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, weak goose.

Hadflyzogbusbemvag created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadflyzogbusbemvag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hadflyzogbusbemvag, she will ignore you.

Hadflyzogbusbemvag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hadflyzogbusbemvag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not keep nine tapirs in a large pit.

5. Never run in holy places.