Getjonflap Vednuttbodnibhunjinnul is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless finch.

Getjonflap Vednuttbodnibhunjinnul created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getjonflap Vednuttbodnibhunjinnul, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Getjonflap Vednuttbodnibhunjinnul, she will be very sad.

Getjonflap Vednuttbodnibhunjinnul's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Getjonflap Vednuttbodnibhunjinnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing pink skirts and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.