Flatlinlenzod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured dolphin.

Flatlinlenzod created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatlinlenzod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flatlinlenzod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flatlinlenzod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flatlinlenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Worship no other gods but Flatlinlenzod.

4. Never sit near badgers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.