Fagflagxuc Cunfatgan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic toad.

Fagflagxuc Cunfatgan created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagflagxuc Cunfatgan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fagflagxuc Cunfatgan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fagflagxuc Cunfatgan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fagflagxuc Cunfatgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Fagflagxuc Cunfatgan.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.