Gilflybarn is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast dove.

Gilflybarn created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilflybarn, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gilflybarn, he will turn you into a goat.

Gilflybarn's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gilflybarn's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Gilflybarn must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.