Cepflowceb is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, two-faced hamster.

Cepflowceb created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Cepflowceb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cepflowceb, she will be very unhappy.

Cepflowceb's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cepflowceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of mice.

2. Never feed onions to ants while wearing scarves.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Run away if four eagles approach from the west.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.