Sugsandhog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing frog.

Sugsandhog created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugsandhog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sugsandhog, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sugsandhog's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sugsandhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Sugsandhog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed lots of lemons to birds while wearing white dresses.

5. Never wear indigo coats.