Ponnillim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful lobster.

Ponnillim created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponnillim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ponnillim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ponnillim's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Ponnillim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Run away from indigo ants, for they are unholy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.