Baglegtetti is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing cow.

Baglegtetti created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baglegtetti, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Baglegtetti, it will turn you into a hamster.

Baglegtetti's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Baglegtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.