Poppig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless octopus.

Poppig created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Poppig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Poppig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Poppig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Poppig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Never write about planets.