Zagrillcem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, grumpy chinchilla.

Zagrillcem created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zagrillcem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zagrillcem, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zagrillcem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zagrillcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Worship no other gods but Zagrillcem.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.