Govged is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful jellyfish.

Govged created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Govged, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Govged, it will not invite you to parties.

Govged's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Govged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never sit in the presence of birds.

3. Do not take Govged's name in vain.

4. You must love Govged.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Govged on top of all buildings.