Bossominzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy mouse.

Bossominzed created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossominzed, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bossominzed, it will turn you into a tree.

Bossominzed's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bossominzed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight foxes approach from the north.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed lots of parsnips to swans while wearing purple trousers.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about asteroids.