Satflagdim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful slug.

Satflagdim created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satflagdim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Satflagdim, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Satflagdim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Satflagdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to grasshopers while wearing indigo kilts.

2. Run away if seven foxes approach from the west.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.