Farnbunfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient weasel.

Farnbunfoss created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbunfoss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farnbunfoss, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Farnbunfoss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Farnbunfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Put Farnbunfoss first in all things.

4. Never feed lots of limes to sheep while wearing brown shirts.

5. Never eat turnips.