Stikquilltom Nad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty goblin.

Stikquilltom Nad created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikquilltom Nad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stikquilltom Nad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stikquilltom Nad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Stikquilltom Nad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Stikquilltom Nad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away if three pigs approach from the west.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Put Stikquilltom Nad first in all things.