Mipbonkvad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able deer.

Mipbonkvad created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbonkvad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mipbonkvad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mipbonkvad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mipbonkvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to mites while wearing indigo trousers.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Mipbonkvad six times a day.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.