Artxuczag is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish
cat.
Artxuczag created energy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Artxuczag, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Artxuczag, he will strike you with lightening.
Artxuczag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Artxuczag's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Artxuczag in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never write about archaea.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never feed rice to frogs while wearing jumpers.
5. Respect your elders.