Didcintarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust chinchilla.

Didcintarp created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didcintarp, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Didcintarp, it will turn you into a rat.

Didcintarp's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Didcintarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.