Fabkipgem is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast
dugong.
Fabkipgem created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fabkipgem, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fabkipgem, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Fabkipgem's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Fabkipgem's Holy Commandments1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Fabkipgem in the centre of the settlement.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never wear hats.
5. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing six iron spheres on your hands.