Gemrappark is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow
mongoose.
Gemrappark created an atom five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gemrappark, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gemrappark, it will turn you into a snail.
Gemrappark's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Gemrappark's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shirts.
2. Never feed lots of nuts to eagles while wearing orange jumpers.
3. Worship no other gods but Gemrappark.
4. Snakes are not to be trusted.
5. Do not speak about pineapples.