Gemrappark is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow mongoose.

Gemrappark created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemrappark, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemrappark, it will turn you into a snail.

Gemrappark's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gemrappark's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to eagles while wearing orange jumpers.

3. Worship no other gods but Gemrappark.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.