Wodlatbell Lignilljam Mifcutfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome meerkat.

Wodlatbell Lignilljam Mifcutfarn created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodlatbell Lignilljam Mifcutfarn, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodlatbell Lignilljam Mifcutfarn, it will think nothing of it.

Wodlatbell Lignilljam Mifcutfarn's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wodlatbell Lignilljam Mifcutfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck red.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing blue shoes and balancing seven titanium spheres on your head.

4. Put Wodlatbell Lignilljam Mifcutfarn first in all things.

5. Always help ducks in need.