Saslabbest is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic centaur.

Saslabbest created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saslabbest, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saslabbest, he will turn you into a rat.

Saslabbest's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Saslabbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Saslabbest loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.