Saslabbest is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic
centaur.
Saslabbest created water two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Saslabbest, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Saslabbest, he will turn you into a rat.
Saslabbest's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Saslabbest's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear pink clothing.
2. Saslabbest loves ants, so they must be respected.
3. Never think about photosynthesis.
4. Do not run in public.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.