Dibnibdun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy monkey.

Dibnibdun created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibnibdun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dibnibdun, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dibnibdun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dibnibdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dibnibdun on top of all buildings.

3. Retreat if five horses approach from the east.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.