Bestsinfot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, wise duck.

Bestsinfot created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestsinfot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bestsinfot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bestsinfot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bestsinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Hide if four sheep approach from the south.

5. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.