Boghakab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent hare.

Boghakab created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Boghakab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Boghakab, he will not invite you to parties.

Boghakab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Boghakab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide if nine whales approach from the south.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.