Wabragsid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent hippopotamus.

Wabragsid created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabragsid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wabragsid, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wabragsid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wabragsid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wabragsid eight times a day.

2. Do not hurt snakes.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not bounce in public.