Mabquillarptif is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless donkey.

Mabquillarptif created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Mabquillarptif, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabquillarptif, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mabquillarptif's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Mabquillarptif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Mabquillarptif on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Mabquillarptif.

4. You must pray to Mabquillarptif six times a day.

5. Do not hurt mice.