Homzangess is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, overgenerous goat.

Homzangess created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homzangess, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Homzangess, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Homzangess' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Homzangess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Never leap in the presence of grasshopers.