Bomraksog Cidbonksak is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong newt.

Bomraksog Cidbonksak created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomraksog Cidbonksak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomraksog Cidbonksak, it will turn you into a rock.

Bomraksog Cidbonksak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bomraksog Cidbonksak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bomraksog Cidbonksak eight times a day.

2. Erect six copper sculptures of Bomraksog Cidbonksak on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about optics near foxes while wearing orange jumpers and balancing five titanium spheres on your arms.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Always take life seriously.