Righadzim Hascethin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, annoying porpoise.

Righadzim Hascethin created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Righadzim Hascethin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Righadzim Hascethin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Righadzim Hascethin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Righadzim Hascethin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Righadzim Hascethin on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.