Libdimtad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fussy hummingbird.

Libdimtad created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Libdimtad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Libdimtad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Libdimtad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Libdimtad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Libdimtad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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