Largtigjen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain fly.

Largtigjen created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Largtigjen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Largtigjen, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Largtigjen's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Largtigjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.