Spagfiglag Hadwigdid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fussy squid.

Spagfiglag Hadwigdid created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Spagfiglag Hadwigdid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Spagfiglag Hadwigdid, it will manifest in front of you.

Spagfiglag Hadwigdid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Spagfiglag Hadwigdid's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not take Spagfiglag Hadwigdid's name in vain.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about fire.