Flaplibstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, almighty crab.

Flaplibstrag created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flaplibstrag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flaplibstrag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flaplibstrag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Flaplibstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always stare at clouds.