Bunmoblamweezigdunjad Zakmobgonhak
is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, passionate
butterfly
.
Bunmoblamweezigdunjad Zakmobgonhak
created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bunmoblamweezigdunjad Zakmobgonhak
, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bunmoblamweezigdunjad Zakmobgonhak
, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Bunmoblamweezigdunjad Zakmobgonhak's
most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Bunmoblamweezigdunjad Zakmobgonhak's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat bark.
2. Never look at asteroids.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
5. Do not kill dolphins.
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