Migyarpfot Migtimmetlit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witless spider.

Migyarpfot Migtimmetlit created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migyarpfot Migtimmetlit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Migyarpfot Migtimmetlit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Migyarpfot Migtimmetlit's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Migyarpfot Migtimmetlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing gray scarves.

2. Never hop in the presence of snakes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to eagles while wearing black jumpers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.