Tafsagsit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain donkey.

Tafsagsit created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafsagsit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tafsagsit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tafsagsit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tafsagsit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Always help swans in need.