Febdutcim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective dove.

Febdutcim created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Febdutcim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Febdutcim, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Febdutcim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Febdutcim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not hurt snails.
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